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Black Jack Found in Australian OutbackHikers walking through the treacherous Australian outback stumbled upon an animal never before seen by human eyes. The creature was trapped and brought to Sydney zoo to be researched and observed by a world-renowned team of zoologists. Because it was discovered by hiker, Jack Appleton and due to its pitch black colour, the creature has been named Black Jack. The physical features of Black Jack are awesome - heavy black fur, almost trailing to the ground, hyena-like hind legs, shorter front legs, almost human in character, and strange almond-shaped eyes, bright pink in colour. Zoologists are excited about this animal and have admitted that never in their wildest dreams did they imagine that they would be witness to the discovery of a creature as strange as Black Jack. Black Jack Draws the CrowdsAfter careful observation and analysis, Sydney Zoo decided to put Black Jack on display in a bid to see how he interacted with human beings. On the first day that his block was open to visitors, Black Jack wowed the crowds with high pitched screeches and honks, sounds never heard before. Jack Black then proceeded to perform a series of death defying acrobatic feats, swinging from dizzying heights and spinning cartwheels at a speed faster than the eye could see. As a grand finale, Black Jack did the perfect imitation of a crowd of gamblers playing black jack around a table. The zoologists no longer doubt the fact that Black Jack has the highest rate of intelligence on earth, far higher than human beings. They are now conducting a search around the continent to find Black Jack a mate, in the hope that he will produce off-spring and increase the population of Black Jack Monkeylatis in the world. |
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